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DeusJester



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:33 am    Post subject:

Oh, I'm fine. I've long since become immune to the hangover, for the most part. Usually I only get one if there's been profuse vomiting the night prior, and that's very rare.

Nothing dehydrates you faster than emptying twice your stomach content in used vodka and acid-eaten pizza all over the sidewalk.
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DaleNixon



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:35 am    Post subject:

Two glasses of water + aspirin + staying up 45 minutes without drinking anything alcoholic before you crash out = teh win.
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DeusJester



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:42 am    Post subject:

Replace "water" with "Pedialyte" and you don't even need to stay awake the 45 minutes, you can conk right out. I learned that from the band Pantera! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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extralife



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject:

I am an ugly motherfucker. Consequently, I possess no pictures of myself to post.
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Rya.Reisender



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:52 am    Post subject:

I'm ugly enough to have a twin on ugly.com
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schmeetz



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:05 am    Post subject:

People tell me I look pretty all right/good, even, but when it comes to pictures...it's a mess. Anybody else have that problem?
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Rya.Reisender



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:22 am    Post subject:

I can confirm that.

Hi Top Post.
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the vinculum gate



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:57 am    Post subject:

balbanes says i look like i take fashion tips from the strokes

i think i am better looking than him :idea:
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject:

Before and after a wash.

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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject:

that before pic is how my hair looks in the morning.
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FortNinety



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject:

Man do I ever miss that Hermione thread... It was easily the best part of 05.
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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject:

FortNinety wrote:
Man do I ever miss that Hermione thread... It was easily the best part of 05.


one of these days.......there will be a sequel to that thread.
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Sync-Swim



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject:

I say that Psiga looks more like Armand Asante circa The Odyssey would after 24 straight hours in a sauna.
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haircute



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:32 pm    Post subject:

This is my favorite thread in the AXE. I like the Psiga pictures because I really want to touch his hair. I've never had such feelings for another...man-type person.

My avatar is me from a year ago, The only difference between now and then is that I had a mohawk in that picture and now I've long indie rock hair with these outrageous sideburns.

My sister still says you look huggable DJ.
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dhex



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:43 pm    Post subject:

may i take your order?
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haircute



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:45 pm    Post subject:

dhex wrote:
may i take your order?


Damn, Dhex. I like the cut of your jib!
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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:57 pm    Post subject:

what size suit do you take dhex? jeez,it look like i could use it as a bedsheet.

and i have a king size bed!
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Hot Stott Bot



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:00 pm    Post subject:

dhex wrote:
may i take your order?


Oh no! The NSA! Hide everything !!!
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:00 pm    Post subject:

dhex: The Colossus That Would Not Fall
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gunshinji



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:09 am    Post subject:

Ah hell, here's my ugly mug:

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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:36 pm    Post subject:

my God! what happened to your eyebrows?!
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BalbanesBeoulve



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:40 pm    Post subject:

This picture is like 3 years old. But i still look the same.

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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:41 pm    Post subject:

you look worried there
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Hot Stott Bot



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject:

the drunken samurai wrote:
my God! what happened to your eyebrows?!


He tried to use a golden blond hair dye on them, but it was expired, so it took over his eyebrows, and they kept growing and growing and growing... until they had consumed his entire head.

Soon it will probably get into his brain, then he'll become a zombie, and then die to a full metal jacket shortly thereafter.

Upon disecting his brain, the military will find a delicious, never-ending bowl of... butterscotch pudding!
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gunshinji



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:39 pm    Post subject:

Don't forget about the Adidas logo etched on my forehead!
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cog



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:13 pm    Post subject:



bleh
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oneEIGHTkevin



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:38 pm    Post subject:

gunshinji wrote:
Don't forget about the Adidas logo etched on my forehead!


seriously though, that's not how you wear a fuckin beanie lolz
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:43 pm    Post subject:

I could've gotten a free 'google' beanie at the CES. Got a t-shirt instead. I <3 google these days.
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oneEIGHTkevin



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:53 pm    Post subject:

Psiga wrote:
I could've gotten a free 'google' beanie at the CES. Got a t-shirt instead. I <3 google these days.


True. So far google hasn't done anyone wrong.

Not that I know of anyways.

Damn I just noticed I'm not in #IC on this night.
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:56 pm    Post subject:

Did you see the news of their CES keynote? They had ROBIN WILLIAMS on the stage. When people would ask inappropriate questions during the Q&A session, Robin would heckle them mercilessly.
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doomquake



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject:

oneEIGHTkevin wrote:
Damn I just noticed I'm not in #IC on this night.


<doomquake> THIS EXISTS???
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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:11 pm    Post subject:

doomquake wrote:
oneEIGHTkevin wrote:
Damn I just noticed I'm not in #IC on this night.


<doomquake> THIS EXISTS???


yes
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gunshinji



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject:

oneEIGHTkevin wrote:
gunshinji wrote:
Don't forget about the Adidas logo etched on my forehead!


seriously though, that's not how you wear a fuckin beanie lolz


I know. That was just like it for the hell of it.
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doomquake



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:52 pm    Post subject:

gunshinji wrote:
oneEIGHTkevin wrote:
gunshinji wrote:
Don't forget about the Adidas logo etched on my forehead!


seriously though, that's not how you wear a fuckin beanie lolz


I know. That was just like it for the hell of it.


Sounds like a receding hairline to me.
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gunshinji



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:11 pm    Post subject:

Fine, here's one without the beanie:

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Psiga



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject:

Much more gooderer.
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Hot Stott Bot



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:58 pm    Post subject:

Psiga wrote:
I could've gotten a free 'google' beanie at the CES. Got a t-shirt instead. I <3 google these days.


I have 3 google shirts, yet no google beanie! I have never seen a google beanie, yet you have apparently had access to one before... fucking mother fuckers!

Edit: I see no google beanie on the google store either!
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject:

It was part of a giveaway at the CES. You had to answer some questions correctly, and depending on how many you got right, you'd get some prizes. Fridge magnet, notepad with fucking cool image-shifting cover, optical travel minimouse (gorgeous; Sklathill got one, and I thought about getting one), beanie, and t-shirt.

The shirt is black with Goooooogle wrapping along the lower left side. So it would say Goo on the front, oo on the middle, and oogle on the back. As gorgeous as the optical minimouse was (and it was), I already have a minimouse, and I look terrible in beanies, so I got the shirt.
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Hot Stott Bot



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:20 pm    Post subject:

Psiga wrote:
The shirt is black with Goooooogle wrapping along the lower left side. So it would say Goo on the front, oo on the middle, and oogle on the back.


Yeah, I'm familiar with that shirt, it is a rather odd design. I was at this career event, and Google had a booth where they were handing out goodies in exchange for resumes. My friend was fortunate enough to receive that very shirt, while all I got were some shitty google magnets!

Psiga wrote:
beanies


What did the beanie look like?
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Westacular



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject:

I HUNGER FOR BRAINS!!!

RAWR!



Explanation:

WORST. SHAKEFACE. EVER.


I mean, you can't even tell I was playing shakeface. What's up with that?
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:23 am    Post subject:

Hot Stott Bot wrote:
What did the beanie look like?

If I recall correctly, just a black beanie with the colored Google logo on it. It was made out of some material that I'm forgetting the name of right now.

At first I thought that it was a beanie as in a stuffed toy. I would totally have taken a stuffed Google logo plushie thing. Then Sklat asked me, "Why do you want a beanie?" and I thought for a moment, "Why wouldn't I want a beanie?" It then occurred to me that, yeah, the head things are different from the plush things. I'LL TAKE THE SHIRT.

I look damn good in that shirt.
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dark steve



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:18 am    Post subject:

Drunk, wet, unshaven, and a self inflicted haircut.

THIS IS AS GOOD AS I GET
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Quick Shot II Turbo



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:24 am    Post subject:

Pretty boyz.
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oneEIGHTkevin



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:28 pm    Post subject:

I bet Dark Steve has significant back hair?
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Persona-sama



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject:

Dammit, now I can't imagine Dark Steve being a little Asian girl with a facemask and sunglasses.

STOP RUINING THE ILLUSIONS!!
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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject:

Persona-sama wrote:
STOP RUINING THE ILLUSIONS!!


ill never post my pic on here for that reason.

i think its better that way.
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Psiga



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:33 pm    Post subject:

Same for me and pictures of me with short hair.
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the drunken samurai



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject:

FAUX_JESUS ROCKZZZ!
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dark steve



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject:

oneEIGHTkevin wrote:
I bet Dark Steve has significant back hair?
That bullet has been dodged.
STOP RUINING THE ILLUSIONS!!
Oh no what have I done? :0
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Sawtooth



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:14 am    Post subject:

I usually imagine you as your avatar, for some reason. You have the same voice in my head as May Kasahara did. Every single one-liner spoken in a voice wavering between medium and high, delivered between cigarette drags and philosophical lawn-gazing.
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