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DaleNixon
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 Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject: So how fat are you, anyway? |
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fucking someone in the ass isn't exactly a recommended form of birth control.
Once can get asspregnant? |
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the drunken samurai
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:53 pm Post subject: Re: So how fat are you, anyway? |
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DaleNixon wrote:
So, Forum Axe, how fucking fat do you look?
LOL
im about 210 pounds,though i dont look it.i kinda got a gut,but its barely noticible. |
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haircute
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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| 178 but if I laid off the beer and soda I'd be a fit...less than 178. |
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aderack
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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Agnes got a scale the other day. It's weird; you have to step on it once to turn it on, then wait for four seconds while it "boots up" and figures out what zero weight is. Then you step on it and wait for a few seonds while it does some simple arithmatic.
Anyway, seems I'm at the lower end of my spectrum lately, at flat-out 150 lbs. I tend to hover between there and 165, depending on dependings. Mind that I'm 6'5-1/2", so what I guess I'm really saying is: I'm a rock star! |
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thatbox
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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My roommate's scale works the same way, except to turn it on you have to kickstomp it violently in one of its corners.
I'm 139 pounds, usually, while towering a majestic 6'1"! |
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extralife
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I weigh a little too much! |
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Mr. Business
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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I'm 5'10", 176lbs. Thankfully, save for the fact that I lost a very nice set of abs to a layer of gut fat, most of that weight comes from a pretty modest set of muscles that I've developed over the past year and a half doing a bizarre mix of strength training and power lifting. I hope to hit about 200lbs one day, assuming that I can keep the fat in check and still gain enough muscle, but if I don't then I hope to at least be able to lift a lot for a guy of my weight level.
In short, I don't look fat. Sadly, I also don't look as muscular as I'd like to. I'm taking up jogging in addition to my lifting though, so perhaps I can drop my body fat percentage down a point or two and add a slight bit of chisel to my frame. Of course, being of a ghastly pale, scottish complexion doesn't do wonders for bodily definition.
Before I lifted, I weighed 140-145 at the same height. I was very twiggy. |
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cog
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| i'm probably only about 10 pounds overweight, but terribly out of shape. |
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skinny coder
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Inversely so. |
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FortNinety
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| I could definitely stand to loose some pounds. I intend on going on a diet, but it will have to wait till after my vacation. I'm going back home and I intend on gorging on all my favorite childhood favorite fast food. Hello Jack-in-the-Box! |
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edwardappleby
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| i weighed around 235 last july, but have since gotten down to around 195. I'm 6'0". Yeah, so I was pretty big there for a while, but losing weight is pretty fun. |
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dhex
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| 6'4" 260. i win! |
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km
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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Uh, like 5' 11", or so-ish. I weigh like 210-220 last time I checked.
I could stand to lose a bit :( |
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doomquake
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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260KG YOU ARE HUGE!
Seriously I don't know about pounds, that shit makes no sense to me. Funny how you American's dumped the monarchy in the war of independence but you keep using the fucking imperial system. METRIC MOTHERFUCKERS. The only way you can make this magic happen is by DOING IT YOURSELVES. Make the dream a reality.
http://www.metric4us.com
(ps I'm like 242lb/110kg but it's all brain muscle!) |
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BalbanesBeoulve
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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6"
200 lbs. |
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dark steve
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| Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Bet I could still kick you ass. |
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Nintendodragon
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:53 am Post subject: |
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164 lbs...
normall 155 but its winter.
5'11"
We could start an axe weight loss thread... I wanna be 150 in the summer, unless its more muscle.... |
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DeusJester
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:11 am Post subject: |
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6', currently 185 lbs. Weighed 200-ish at E3, so, yay! Forward progess.
I used to be pretty heavy (245ish). Then I began working out like crazy and went all the way down to 165. Then back to 210 once I got a job where I had to order out for food every day.
Now I'm a vegetarian, exercise semi-regularly, and don't eat as much. I look pretty good now! Still not as good as I used to, but eh. I don't really want to go to the gym for two hours a day anymore. |
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schmeetz
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:15 am Post subject: |
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| Didn't we have this thread already? |
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DeusJester
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:17 am Post subject: |
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schmeetz wrote:
Didn't we have this thread already?
This one is subtly different because DaleNixon started it. |
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Nintendodragon
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:29 am Post subject: |
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DeusJester wrote:
I used to be pretty heavy (245ish). Then I began working out like crazy and went all the way down to 165.
damn!
not sure i could give up meat thought :( |
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Psiga
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:53 am Post subject: |
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Last time I weighed myself, I was at a startling 111lb/50kg. I'm about 5'11. Damn thin. Practically no bodyfat, and probably only the bare minimum of muscle density. I've always had issues absorbing food: Even when I used to eat double cheeseburgers and pizzas and pasta and brownies, I never went over 122.
I don't feel bad/weak/malnurished, but I'd really like to add a good 35lb of muscle. |
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Rya.Reisender
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:24 am Post subject: |
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OMG I could lift you Psiga and I'm already really really weak.
I'm fat. :(((
80kg for me. |
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DaleNixon
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:13 am Post subject: |
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| I'm 5'8" and weigh around 165lbs. I can go from a muscular and in shape 165 to beergut status 165... it's bizarre. |
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the vinculum gate
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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| i am the thin man |
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Mr. Business
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:32 am Post subject: |
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Psiga wrote:
Last time I weighed myself, I was at a startling 111lb/50kg. I'm about 5'11. Damn thin. Practically no bodyfat, and probably only the bare minimum of muscle density. I've always had issues absorbing food: Even when I used to eat double cheeseburgers and pizzas and pasta and brownies, I never went over 122.
I don't feel bad/weak/malnurished, but I'd really like to add a good 35lb of muscle.
Honestly, you should really aim for a steady diet of healthier foods than the ones listed. When I weighed 145, my diet was mostly garbage, but just eating healthier caused me to put on some good weight. Lots of lean meats and veggies combined with a few good fats (eggs and olive oil are my favorites, though I sometimes have a small amount of peanut butter, despite the fact that it doesn't agree with me) will put on some good pounds.
Of course, 35lbs of only muscle is a pretty lofty goal.
Nintendodragon wrote:
not sure i could give up meat thought :(
Well, you certainly don't have to give up all meat to lose weight. In fact, I wouldn't recommend it, since veggie proteins are ultimately inferior to meat proteins. Usually, lean meats like chicken and turkey are a good way to go, especially if your diet usually consists of bacon-cheeseburgers.
Also, looks like this thread got moderhated. |
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Takashi
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Rya.Reisender wrote:
I'm fat. :(((
80kg for me.
Your pictures != 80 Kg. Unless you're like 2 meters tall.
EDIT : I'm fatter. I'll find a nice "but.." excuse later on. |
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Psiga
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:01 am Post subject: |
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Mr. Business wrote:
Honestly, you should really aim for a steady diet of healthier foods than the ones listed. When I weighed 145, my diet was mostly garbage, but just eating healthier caused me to put on some good weight.
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Of course, 35lbs of only muscle is a pretty lofty goal.
I have been in a perpetual state of "I'll eat better when I can afford to." If anything, the recent weight loss is due to A) eating Ciabatta Burgers instead of double cheeseburgers; B) tea instead of soda; C) nearly no more empty carb foods; and finally D) I am really tight on funds.
It'll still be a while before I can take on the full brunt of a muscle-building attack, simply because I want to do it right the first time or not do it at all. I intend to do it eventually. I've got a model-grade frame but a geek physique -- that much can be fixed. |
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Rya.Reisender
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:13 am Post subject: |
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| I am really fat, but for some reason if I got clothes on and the picture is frontal, you don't see it on photos... |
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Wilkes
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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I am so fat, I would need a couple of new threads to discuss it.
I won't do that, though. TDS might!
I'm like, 250. 5' 11" It's awful, really. I don't eat meat either, so, it's murder explaining my gut to people. Mostly I don't mention it - it's easier that way.
I still get the girls, though. No, the pretty ones. Those girls. |
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Kohaku is love
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| You and your crazy units... I'm 2,04m/6'56'' (converted correctly?) and weight 83kg/182.98lbs. I definitely need so work out... I'd like some additional 20kg of muscles... |
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Mister Toups
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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I uh. Have been hovering at 210 for the last few years. 5"11' tall. I think I've been losing weight lately, maybe I'm more around 200 now.
And I just pressed something that made Firefox resize all the fonts and I don't know how to make them bigger. There's got to be some irony there. |
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Psiga
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Ctrl+ makes bigger, Ctrl- makes smaller. |
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aderack
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Or [ctrl] + (scroll wheel). |
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BalbanesBeoulve
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Rya.Reisender wrote:
I am really fat, but for some reason if I got clothes on and the picture is frontal, you don't see it on photos...
Oh fuck. For the love of god never post pictures that are otherwise. |
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Psiga
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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aderack wrote:
Or [ctrl] + (scroll wheel).
Ahhh, right, I remember that now. I've been on a laptop for the past 6 months, and thus have forgotten the majesty of scroll wheels. |
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DeusJester
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Mister Toups wrote:
I uh. Have been hovering at 210 for the last few years. 5"11' tall. I think I've been losing weight lately, maybe I'm more around 200 now.
Based on your pictures, I thought you were heavier than you actually turned out to be when I saw you. You're not that bad at all in person. |
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Wilkes
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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As soon as I saw those directions, I tried it to see if I could get the size only slightly bigger.
This happened.
My first thought was, "ADERACK, FUCK"
Oddly enough.
That dictionary query might... make sense later. If you pay attention. I was looking it up to argue semantically, if I have to.
Of course, I used it again just now, to see if I spelled semantically right.
I did! |
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Pat the Great
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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| i'm 171lbs at 6'3", with approximately 7.5% body fat. i.e. thin as a rail. working on building muscle, though. |
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Baron Patsy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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I'm around 5'9" or 5'8", 94 lbs.
Yeah. |
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extralife
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| There are guys that weigh less than 100lbs? That's...strange. |
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Mr. Business
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Baron Patsy wrote:
I'm around 5'9" or 5'8", 94 lbs.
Yeah.
Please eat some cheeseburgers or something, man. I'm worried about you. |
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Psiga
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Patsy is probably the youngest among us, so yeah. |
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extralife
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| If the weight is because of his age, then I think he's too young to be speaking of zombie penii in his signature! |
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Mr. Business
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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extralife wrote:
If the weight is because of his age, then I think he's too young to be speaking of zombie penii in his signature!
Yeah, well you ain't his daddy!
Unless you are.
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Baron Patsy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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To clarify; yeah, I'm pretty young. Still thin for my age/height, though.
I'm going to be sad the day I hit 100 lbs. |
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extralife
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Business wrote:
extralife wrote:
If the weight is because of his age, then I think he's too young to be speaking of zombie penii in his signature!
Yeah, well you ain't his daddy!
Unless you are.
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This is The Axe; I'm everyone's daddy. |
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the drunken samurai
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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extralife wrote:
This is The Axe; I'm everyone's daddy.
if thats true,then wheres my motherfucking child support check you deadbeat!?!??!11 |
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extralife
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| I never said I was any good at it. |
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