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Chuplayer · Posts: 775

The dream started with Prez Bush and Dick Cheney in the Oval Office talking about how to take over the world. They were all liek "LOL! WE PWNED SADDAM FOR OIL!" Then they heard an explosion. Dick said he'd go check it out. Bush sucked his thumb. So Dick went to check it out, and he saw lots of terrorists. They kicked Dick in the dick, and he went down. Then, there was somebody yelling loudly, "AW HELL NAW!!!" It was Will Smith! So he started kicking terrorist ass. Then he did that little dance routine with Carlton, and then he went back to kicking ass. Then they found themselves outside of the White House. Then Will Smith got clunked over the head with a frying pan. He was knocked unconscious, and a terrorist climbed into a window. Another terrorist was kicking Will, but then he woke up and pwned the terrorist. Then Will Smith tried getting into the window the other terrorist went in, but he was unable to go through it. So he climbed the White House walls. He then hung from the overhang and made himself across it like he was making himself across the monkey bars in a playground. Then he opened this other window up there. For some reason he was unable to get through the window that way, so he crawled back down to the ground. Then, the entire scenery changed. The White House changed to an apartment building in West Philadelphia, and the "camera" in the dream turned into my eyes. I was cheering Will Smith on, and so was everyone else. So he did something completely awesome. He backed up, got ready to run, and then he RAN THREE STORIES UP THE WALL!!! He then hung from the window and then pulled himself in. I was liek, "HOLY SHIT!" So I started an ECW-style HOLY SHIT! chant, and it was great. I was going out of breath from shouting HOLY SHIT so loud, and everyone on the whole block was shouting it with me. It was awesome.

Then I woke up, and I was liek, "AW HELL NAW!!!"

dark steve · Posts: 3002

I give that dream a D- .

Rud13 · Posts: 3277

I say sir, get a livejournal.

Gouki · Posts: 212

I am very relieved that it's not about masturbating to more games.

Iammadmak · Posts: 210

http://www.livejournal.com/users/chuplayer/

He already has one.

haircute · Posts: 928

Iammadmak wrote:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/chuplayer/

He already has one.

Well played. I was so going to friend him.

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

He's probably jerking off to your avatar.

I wouldn't take it personally, though. He doesn't seem to discriminate.

steamyrobotlove · Posts: 17

The first half of his name stems from a sound frequently uttered (to an annoying degree) by a co-star of Chobits, which I have in its entirety on my computer, which, as I understand it, is a sick thing to have. Much more a sick thing is to spend time uploading and re-titling every episode on said computer.

Never again will I jerk off to retarded robots.

That dream is first-class Bad Boys action mixed with a Men In Black chase scene.

HACKNEYED AND SELF-CENTERED!

Like all dreams.

Chuplayer · Posts: 775

steamyrobotlove wrote:

The first half of his name stems from a sound frequently uttered (to an annoying degree) by a co-star of Chobits, which I have in its entirety on my computer, which, as I understand it, is a sick thing to have. Much more a sick thing is to spend time uploading and re-titling every episode on said computer.

I don't remember any character in Chobits saying "Chu" in either the anime or the manga. Anyway, it's from the video game Chu Chu Rocket. I had to choose a name, and I couldn't think of anything, so I put in Chuplayer. Five years later, and I'm still Chuplayer.

Baron Patsy · Posts: 573

I'd say this whole topic is HACKNEYED AND SELF-CENTERED.

Coincidentally, so are a vast majority of chuplayer's posts.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

I'd also say it was a made up dream.

i never dream about anyone but myself. Like that time I was sharing a flat with Legal Step and Toups, that was worrying.

steamyrobotlove · Posts: 17

Oh, that's right: she said 'chi.' Sorry, man.

Still.... no more retarded robots.

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

winkerwanker wrote:

I'd also say it was a made up dream.

i never dream about anyone but myself. Like that time I was sharing a flat with Legal Step and Toups, that was worrying.

That's a sitcom waiting to happen.

But what would it be called?

dessgeega · Posts: 3317

Mister Toups wrote:

winkerwanker wrote:

I'd also say it was a made up dream.

i never dream about anyone but myself. Like that time I was sharing a flat with Legal Step and Toups, that was worrying.

That's a sitcom waiting to happen.

But what would it be called?

my vote is for

TOUPSED!

(i would also accept "that's my toups.")

haircute · Posts: 928

dessgeega wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

winkerwanker wrote:

I'd also say it was a made up dream.

i never dream about anyone but myself. Like that time I was sharing a flat with Legal Step and Toups, that was worrying.

That's a sitcom waiting to happen.

But what would it be called?

my vote is for

TOUPSED!

(i would also accept "that's my toups.")

How about....

Toups is Company!
All in the Toups! <----One Million LOLZ GET!
Two Guys, a Toups, and a Pizza Place!
Toups Rider!
The Toups-Team!
Everybody Loves Toups!
Toups Possible!
That's So Toups!
Toups of the Future!
My So Called Toups!
um.....
.........
Toups!

SuperWes · Posts: 681

I prefer "Wanking with Toupsie."

-Wes

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

OH YOU GUYS

Dark Age Iron Savior · Posts: 3148

steamyrobotlove wrote:

The first half of his name stems from a sound frequently uttered (to an annoying degree) by a co-star of Chobits, which I have in its entirety on my computer, which, as I understand it, is a sick thing to have.

I only saw the first three or four episodes. I got up to the one where she reads a really strange-ass children's book that screamed "HELLO, I AM FORESHADOWING". So would you mind telling me what Chi's terrible secret of space is?

Mr. Mechanical · Posts: 1890

haircute wrote:

dessgeega wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

winkerwanker wrote:

I'd also say it was a made up dream.

i never dream about anyone but myself. Like that time I was sharing a flat with Legal Step and Toups, that was worrying.

That's a sitcom waiting to happen.

But what would it be called?

my vote is for

TOUPSED!

(i would also accept "that's my toups.")

How about....

Toups is Company!
All in the Toups! <----One Million LOLZ GET!
Two Guys, a Toups, and a Pizza Place!
Toups Rider!
The Toups-Team!
Everybody Loves Toups!
Toups Possible!
That's So Toups!
Toups of the Future!
My So Called Toups!
um.....
.........
Toups!

"Not Without My Toups!" would be my pick.

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

"Toups, I did it again"?

Mr. Mechanical · Posts: 1890

That could be the title of the theme song.

Teflon · Posts: 286

Dark Age Iron Savior wrote:

steamyrobotlove wrote:

The first half of his name stems from a sound frequently uttered (to an annoying degree) by a co-star of Chobits, which I have in its entirety on my computer, which, as I understand it, is a sick thing to have.

I only saw the first three or four episodes. I got up to the one where she reads a really strange-ass children's book that screamed "HELLO, I AM FORESHADOWING". So would you mind telling me what Chi's terrible secret of space is?

I watched it the good old dialup way (ep. 1, ep. 3, ep. 23, ep.2 etc.) and I think at one point the guy literally whored Chi out, and at another point later on she was dressed like the girl from Within Temptation. Cause and effect? Science can only speculate.

newave · Posts: 616

I had a weid dream last night about beached whale like creatures.....it was odd....

Chuplayer · Posts: 775

Teflon wrote:

Dark Age Iron Savior wrote:

steamyrobotlove wrote:

The first half of his name stems from a sound frequently uttered (to an annoying degree) by a co-star of Chobits, which I have in its entirety on my computer, which, as I understand it, is a sick thing to have.

I only saw the first three or four episodes. I got up to the one where she reads a really strange-ass children's book that screamed "HELLO, I AM FORESHADOWING". So would you mind telling me what Chi's terrible secret of space is?

I watched it the good old dialup way (ep. 1, ep. 3, ep. 23, ep.2 etc.) and I think at one point the guy literally whored Chi out, and at another point later on she was dressed like the girl from Within Temptation. Cause and effect? Science can only speculate.

Chi wasn't whored out by Hideki. She accidentally got a job at a peep show.

And about Chi's secret space, that's her vagina. Way up in her vagina is the reset switch. If Hideki has sex with Chi and touches the switch with his wang, she'll lose all her memories. This was only addressed in the very end of the manga, though. The end of the anime was different, and it had nothing to do with the secret space.

Hopefully for Hideki Chi has an asshole.

Dark Age Iron Savior · Posts: 3148

Chuplayer wrote:

And about Chi's secret space, that's her vagina.

Actually I was kind of talking about why she was laying in the trash and what that disk was that Hideki didn't pick up and who the fuck Dark Chii or whoever is and generally why the series might have any plot besides "WHO WILL GET TO FUCK THE LEAD, EH?"

besides, if she's a robot, can't they just...you know, move the switch?

Brock · Posts: 421

I guess it's worth mentioning that I once had a dream where Toups and Aderack were stealing my monies, Hamburgler-style.

Considering I've never met either of them, I've since considered quitting the interweb.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

If anything my dream told me to post more.

Chuplayer · Posts: 775

Dark Age Iron Savior wrote:

Chuplayer wrote:

And about Chi's secret space, that's her vagina.

Actually I was kind of talking about why she was laying in the trash and what that disk was that Hideki didn't pick up and who the fuck Dark Chii or whoever is and generally why the series might have any plot besides "WHO WILL GET TO FUCK THE LEAD, EH?"

besides, if she's a robot, can't they just...you know, move the switch?

Why was she in the trash? That's complicated, and I'm too lazy to explain. As for the disk, that's also complicated, but I think it was a plotline that got heavily changed. It was pretty much written off in both the anime and the manga. I'd imagine somebody was supposed to have picked up that data and made another persocom using the data on that disk and something bad was supposed to happen, but that never happened. All that happened was something like "she didn't need that data anyway" or something. It was really stupid.

haircute · Posts: 928

Chuplayer wrote:

Teflon wrote:

Dark Age Iron Savior wrote:

steamyrobotlove wrote:

The first half of his name stems from a sound frequently uttered (to an annoying degree) by a co-star of Chobits, which I have in its entirety on my computer, which, as I understand it, is a sick thing to have.

I only saw the first three or four episodes. I got up to the one where she reads a really strange-ass children's book that screamed "HELLO, I AM FORESHADOWING". So would you mind telling me what Chi's terrible secret of space is?

I watched it the good old dialup way (ep. 1, ep. 3, ep. 23, ep.2 etc.) and I think at one point the guy literally whored Chi out, and at another point later on she was dressed like the girl from Within Temptation. Cause and effect? Science can only speculate.

Chi wasn't whored out by Hideki. She accidentally got a job at a peep show.

And about Chi's secret space, that's her vagina. Way up in her vagina is the reset switch. If Hideki has sex with Chi and touches the switch with his wang, she'll lose all her memories. This was only addressed in the very end of the manga, though. The end of the anime was different, and it had nothing to do with the secret space.

Hopefully for Hideki Chi has an asshole.

I knew there was a reason I hate Chobits. And every letter in every word of your last post reminded me why.

Dark Age Iron Savior · Posts: 3148

Chuplayer wrote:

Why was she in the trash? That's complicated, and I'm too lazy to explain. As for the disk, that's also complicated, but I think it was a plotline that got heavily changed. It was pretty much written off in both the anime and the manga. I'd imagine somebody was supposed to have picked up that data and made another persocom using the data on that disk and something bad was supposed to happen, but that never happened. All that happened was something like "she didn't need that data anyway" or something. It was really stupid.

Fuck you man I got the answers to all my questions in five minutes over at Wikipedia!