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108 · Posts: 2600

yeah, i reviewed that new mario baseball game, based on an intensive ALL NIGHT LONG play session.

the review is pretentious and full of evil. it might even make you commit suicide, so go for it.

www.largeprimenumbers.com/article.php?sid=mariostadium

NOTE IN THIS REVIEW THE GAME IS CALLED "MARIO STADIUM" BECAUSE THAT'S THE JAPANESE TITLE.

yeah. enjoy, or something.

. . .

in all seriousness, i kind of think it's a pretty good review, and it kind of has a point. so. it could probably be edited, though hell. i didn't even PROOFREAD it.

having your own website WITH PHP is so awesome.

Intentionally Wrong · Posts: 673

Awesome. I decided to go to bed just now, but after hitting refresh, there's a new review! Which I'll now read!

And, I guess my first reaction:

dessgeega · Posts: 3317

sleep is for dreamers!

108 · Posts: 2600

and dreams are for sleepers!!

. . .

i fixed the big markup error now. the one at the bottom.

yes!!

icycalm · Posts: 442

lol that ign picture is hilarious pls keep it

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

108 wrote:

and dreams are for sleepers!!

Shit. I'm going to write a song called that, now. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!??!

veen · Posts: 131

that was a fucking great review. yes. thank you Classic Tim Rogers!

I thought it was 93?

Legal Step · Posts: 1030

The only problem I had with the review was I couldn't find out anything about the game, because I had to learn about Tim's Karate.

Broco · Posts: 546

teh Rogers wrote:

in this world, there is no real glory, only the glory we forge in the realm of games.

Good line!

I feel like you've gradually improved as a writer since I started reading your articles. More focused.

Deets · Posts: 605

Broco wrote:

I feel like you've gradually improved as a writer since I started reading your articles. More focused.

That's an interesting thing to say about an article that feels as intentionally bloated and long-winded as possible. Not that I didn't like the article. Just that your description doesn't seem to mesh with the real.

James · Posts: 1735

He's focused on himself, see. Who needs to write about stupid games when you're a totally rockstar androgynous emo kid?[/i]

Deets · Posts: 605

108 · Posts: 2600

James wrote:

He's focused on himself, see. Who needs to write about stupid games when you're a totally rockstar androgynous emo kid?

I think you misunderstand me, sir.

I have never, NEVER claimed to be "emo" in any way.

Nor am I, really, androgynous.

Nor am I a kid.

You can, if you'd like, refer to me as a "rock and roll man." If you'd like.

Hey Legal Step.

. . .

Fuck you.

Rud13 · Posts: 3277

James wrote:

He's focused on himself, see. Who needs to write about stupid games when you're a totally rockstar androgynous emo kid?[/i]

That IS what I'm trying to accomplish though.

The hair is a big part of it.

James · Posts: 1735

108 wrote:

Nor am I, really, androgynous.

You got a real pretty mouth

Mr. Mechanical · Posts: 1890

Rudie, do you still have those "timmifer" pics?

Rud13 · Posts: 3277

What? You mean these?

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Intentionally Wrong · Posts: 673

James wrote:

108 wrote:

Nor am I, really, androgynous.

You got a real pretty mouth

So, uh... you're saying anyone would look androgynous to you, because you're a celebrity-fucking hillbilly character in a classic movie? What?

Mr. Mechanical · Posts: 1890

Rud13 wrote:

What? You mean these?

"Those" indeed. Mm-hmm.

Legal Step · Posts: 1030

108 wrote:

Hey Legal Step.

+1 For me winker.

I did the Karate thing too, but I just don't find the relevance to baseball. When you review Mario Hockey you should talk about when you first learned to play rock and or roll.

Hi tim.

icycalm · Posts: 442

sup thread

where's Killy :(

108 · Posts: 2600

Legal Step wrote:

108 wrote:

Hey Legal Step.

+1 For me winker.

I did the Karate thing too[;] I just don't find the relevance to baseball. When you review Mario Hockey you should talk about when you first learned to play rock and or roll.

Hi tim.

I think I will. Talk about rock and roll.

And you should get the relevence to baseball; because I only had time to devote myself to one sport as a kid, and I quit baseball for karate. The relevence is that it's something that really happened.

So there you go.

nothingxs · Posts: 148

108 wrote:

Legal Step wrote:

108 wrote:

Hey Legal Step.

+1 For me winker.

I did the Karate thing too[;] I just don't find the relevance to baseball. When you review Mario Hockey you should talk about when you first learned to play rock and or roll.

Hi tim.

I think I will. Talk about rock and roll.

And you should get the relevence to baseball; because I only had time to devote myself to one sport as a kid, and I quit baseball for karate. The relevence is that it's something that really happened.

So there you go.

I see it was you that stole TFGM's powerglove.

Legal Step · Posts: 1030

Now it makes more sense. Are you a Henshin Tigers fan?

108 · Posts: 2600

Legal Step wrote:

Are you a Henshin Tigers fan?

I used to be!! When they sucked.

Now the Yomiuri Giants suck, so I keep thinking I should start liking them.

Listening to obscure bands because they're obscure :: liking baseball teams because they suck.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

Legal Step wrote:

108 wrote:

Hey Legal Step.

+1 For me winker.

I did the Karate thing too[;] I just don't find the relevance to baseball. When you review Mario Hockey you should talk about when you first learned to play rock and or roll.

Hi tim.

Damn

risnuff · Posts: 46

108 wrote:

I used to be!! When they sucked.

Now the Yomiuri Giants suck, so I keep thinking I should start liking them.

Listening to obscure bands because they're obscure :: liking baseball teams because they suck.

You should become a Giants fan. They, after all, play in the Tokyo Dome, where many have rocked.

Belthegor · Posts: 154

Ahem... I must know the origin of the "Timmifer" pics. I can't help it. IT'S KILLING ME.