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Psiga · Posts: 3990

As long as it's a male dog named 'Princess', it doesn't matter which breed.

-Psiga

oneEIGHTkevin · Posts: 465

108 wrote:

I . . . didn't put it there, honest.
That doesn't mean I'm going to get rid of it.

THAT'S HOW I GOT A PENIS!

Crazy Bacon Lips · Posts: 783

FortNinety wrote:

Dude, post of the month for me. That Applebee's line is golden.

I shouldn't have posted it, because I won't be able to top it for a while. Just wait. More genius is brewing.

VVVV Who taught you to write sentences? Henry Miller? I envy your insanity. VVVV

extralife · Posts: 3316

oneEIGHTkevin wrote:

108 wrote:

I . . . didn't put it there, honest.
That doesn't mean I'm going to get rid of it.

THAT'S HOW I GOT A PENIS!

That is fucking classic.

FortNinety · Posts: 4591

This thread is simply awesome. And Crazy Bacon Lips, you are my new favorite poster.

J. Allard · Posts: 30

VVVV Who taught you to write sentences? Henry Miller? I envy your insanity. VVVV[/quote]

Good fucking lord "Tropic Of Cancer" is like one of my favorite books. When I was in College my friends tried to get a hot drama chick to turn it into a school play and it almost happened!

icycalm · Posts: 442

Mr Allard are you here because you are trying to convince the hardcroe IC posters to buy XBOX360? I think that's why you are here. You are trying to convince us, the most jaded of the jaded, the most hardcore of the hardcore.

I appreciate your interest in us and I pledge my loyal support to the cause. I will be updating the IC community DAILY with XBOX360 news and rumors. I won't rest until every IC member has bought two XBOX360 systems and 10 games so you will have a high attach rating.

J. Allard · Posts: 30

Icycalm you crazy Greek you are a man of promise. Together we can assure a new era of enjoyment with the power that is 360. Anyway I'm going to be off to work early. EA is going to show off Burnout Revenge. The 360 version here at the XBASE!!!!! Shit it's only 5am. Well 6 almost.

icycalm · Posts: 442

Take it easy Mr. Allard. Rest assured that we will be working the hype machine to the max while you are away.

Psiga · Posts: 3990

I am inspired to make a flash banner for my sig. I would totally make a scene from Super Mario Bros with Mario standing under a glowing ? box; if you click the box, Mario would jump up, hit the box, and an X360 would fly out. Keep clicking and Mario would keep jumping, until the entire scene is filled with X360s.

It would be postmodern and ironic.

Instead, I am just going to animate my old sig banner.

This is what you get for not announcing a gyro-and-accellerometer-enabled air controller, Allard! Oho you regret it now, don't you.

-Psiga

GcDiaz · Posts: 1057

So then is this the actual Mr Allard? Well here's a question:

What the fuck is up with this "Center of Your World" campaign? And Jesus Christ, "Beat Builder"!? Did you really expect anyone to buy into this shit? What was the point?

Psiga · Posts: 3990

It is practically certainly not him. Most likely Marco or someone who knows Marco.

For proof, I would request a digital picture of him holding a sign that says:
"My name is J. Allard*
(*for girls only)"

Besides, the real J. Allard wouldn't blithely shoot down the airmouse. Pardon me while I harp on about it a little more: It's the future.

-Psiga

icycalm · Posts: 442

Of course it's Allard. What other videogame exec would have the balls to read such a cutting edge videogamepublication as insertcredit? It makes sense.

Think about it.

Legal Step · Posts: 1030

I think we can safely assume the J. Allard is more extreme than most of us here and thus more hardcore. For all we know he might have a super secret forum of even more hardcore gamers that talk about obscure NGPC titles and why Mr. Driller's constant need for air is symbolic of all the struggles we have to face...

most likely toups is there too.

Toups please come home, all is forgiven!

icycalm · Posts: 442

ZOMG Toups is the secret mod on allard's secret forum in his secret website!

It all makes sense now... toups's disappearance, allard's appearance, my erection problems, tim's trip to korea

Damn!

J. Allard · Posts: 30

Psiga. Oh Psiga. Are you of little faith? Well I will in due time post a picture of myself adressing you with a notepad. GcDiaz. Exactly what center of the world are you talking about? Also on Beat Master. Aw hell I guess there are beat masters who play the xbox I assume. Finally Icycalm. I hope you fulfill your duties as Ambassador of the 360 and Knight of the X. I'm counting on you!

P.S. Toups would make a great moderator on a secret forum by me. I should start one. Invitation only right after the 360 completes it's duties here. I remember reading his posts when I lurked here circa early 2004. Poor boy's probably still a virgin.

icycalm · Posts: 442

Mr. Allard sir you've made a mistake in your location. Mercer Island and Redmond are two different locations. Your mind must be a bit messed up from all the XTREME sports and partying sir.

J. Allard · Posts: 30

I have two homes. Also Toups is back on my Industry Thread! I shall respond.

Waffen · Posts: 1638

J. Allard wrote:

Good fucking lord "Tropic Of Cancer" is like one of my favorite books. When I was in College my friends tried to get a hot drama chick to turn it into a school play and it almost happened!

Capricorn is better.

its more exciting to read.

Psiga · Posts: 3990

J. Allard wrote:

Psiga. Oh Psiga. Are you of little faith?

Very little.

It's too bad you're not him, though. I have a buddy who works on-site at Microsoft, and it'd be great if you could hunt him down and inform him that his father's strumpeteering will not be tolerated.

-Psiga

extralife · Posts: 3316

I can't beelieve no one has mentioned that this Allard character is most definitely legal step. It's so obvious.

Anyway. All MS has to do to ensure everyone on IC owns ten 360 games is release KoF '94-'03 as seperate titles, and charge twenty bucks for each. Duh.

Psiga · Posts: 3990

Step is in Cali. This guy posts from Florida, I'm told.

Damn. My sig doesn't look as snappy when it's animated. I wanted it to be more powerful..

Edit: Should I remove the golden glow from the avatar? It distracts from the potential importance of the animated banner, as it's more visually striking though less meaningful.

-Psiga

extralife · Posts: 3316

I just want a god damn avatar.

AJ 187 · Posts: 4

Psiga wrote:

Edit: Should I remove the golden glow from the avatar? It distracts from the potential importance of the animated banner, as it's more visually striking though less meaningful.

I say you should, for the reasons you listed.

FortNinety · Posts: 4591

extralife wrote:

I just want a god damn avatar.

What's stopping you?

Shapermc · Posts: 2450

extralife wrote:

I just want a god damn avatar.

or

Psiga · Posts: 3990

'This any better?

-Psiga

extralife · Posts: 3316

FortNinety wrote:

extralife wrote:

I just want a god damn avatar.

What's stopping you?

Lethargy and inability, in equal parts. Though I shall strongly consider shaper's offerings!

Shapermc · Posts: 2450

extralife wrote:

Though I shall strongly consider shaper's offerings!

They both creep me the fuck out. I have that keychain and I am sometimes reminded of you when I think about that I have a 1up on my keys.

extralife · Posts: 3316

I sometimes think of you at night when no one is looking.

But don't worry. It's only when I'm masturbating.

Psiga · Posts: 3990

I still recommend:

I could probably recolor the velvet to match your banner.

-Psiga

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

CXO stands for "Chief of eXtreme Operations" am I right?

hi marco

Psiga · Posts: 3990

Chief Xbox Officer. But yeah, something like that.

-Psiga

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

J. Allard wrote:

Poor boy's probably still a virgin.

Oh that's it I'm SO not buying an Xbox360 now!

aderack · Posts: 5018

extralife · Posts: 3316

Hmmmm. The only problem is I don't really like my name, and I hate seeing it on the internet. Maybe with just the mature bit?

Persona-sama · Posts: 1145

Man up, Freeman. Your name is hardly readable anyway.

Aderack, make me an avatar too!
Maybe one involving a Kobun!

Waffen · Posts: 1638

oh yee of little faith..

its teh real Allard.

butters4life · Posts: 255

my god work is boring.

and Mr Allard id like more games by EA plz maybe 2 Madden titles a year.

cortana · Posts: 4

The real J Allard has no . in his name. J is not an abbreviation!

Psiga · Posts: 3990

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/jallard/default.mspx

Indeed. Had I given even a partial shit about X360-related things, I would have known that.

-Psiga

Persona-sama · Posts: 1145

Extralife, your choice disappoints me. Aderack's avatar was far more interesting as a composition especially when put alongside your ico banner.

That's not to say your's was bad, butters. It's just a bit cliche.

icycalm · Posts: 442

J was drunk when he registered let's just be thankful he didn't type Tim Rogers by mistake.

and Psiga by the time I am through you will own 2 XBOX360 systems and 10 faceplates.

extralife · Posts: 3316

Persona-sama wrote:

Extralife, your choice disappoints me. Aderack's avatar was far more interesting as a composition especially when put alongside your ico banner.

That's not to say your's was bad, butters. It's just a bit cliche.

Meh. Aderack already did my banner, you know. I prefer to sleep around.

Persona-sama · Posts: 1145

extralife wrote:

Persona-sama wrote:

Extralife, your choice disappoints me. Aderack's avatar was far more interesting as a composition especially when put alongside your ico banner.

That's not to say your's was bad, butters. It's just a bit cliche.

Meh. Aderack already did my banner, you know. I prefer to sleep around.

Ah, that explains it then.

Oh, Extralife. You may say "sleep around" but you mean "I cannot move on my own accord." What a tease!

extralife · Posts: 3316

You will smack yourself for that slight! I command it!

Persona-sama · Posts: 1145

If only you could harness your manipulative sloth into psychic powers. Then the world would be your oyster!

The kind that's stuffed with cheese, of course.