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ubik · Posts: 44

Bakers being synonymous with patiserries, yep and I'm the one with no culture. "sure bob" as they said at my old high school.

"the barbarian reference refers to your lack of culture. warm donuts are the domain of stoners and people from long island; good, honest, hardworking folk of sound genetic and moral stock strive to avoid either extreme of the spectrum (from glass bongs to guidos: a portrait of moral failing is due out this summer from harper-collins)"

you can infer my cultural-anything from a few posts can you? with what credentials? do you think you are blue-blooded or something?
Long Island - that's just you and your Montauk Project loonery creeping in there. Only losers don't agree with legal-drugs -

see my great list of games, and the circumstances under which i bought them all, and the consoles, loser -

http://imdb.com/board/bd0000053/thread/21846834?d=23366199#23366199

"there's a war on drugs, and the drug users are winning" - Bill Hicks

"anyway, you're fucking high. dude, i can walk about two blocks away to caputo's, which in addition to making possibly the finest bread in all of brooklyn, has donuts they make in two shifts. i don't eat the donuts - ironically, i don't like donuts - but my wife has in the past and they are most certainly served cooled. this has nothing to do with freshness, of course, unless you're the type who refuses to eat cookies after they've cooled, in which case shrugorama."

no, i do not get 'high' during the day or when i am interacting with regular reality, as with posting online.

and cold cookies do suck, in comparison to hot cookies that are fresh out of the oven.

"but none of this explains the whole two step cockney slang aside about being mates or not making fun of you in real life or whatever the fuck that was actually about. if our paths ever cross, i promise to make fun of you, and then i'll give you a hug. but i draw the line at hugs. i'm also open to arm wrestling, though that's not very fair."

do hold your breath waiitng on that to be able to happen, i'd love to hear about you dying from suffocation
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FocusRambo · Posts: 829

the blueberry hill wrote:

FocusRambo wrote:

Also, is it a bad thing to enjoy overbaked doughnuts/donuts? I sometimes go out around midnight to Bi-Lo and get six overbaked donuts for ONLY $1.30. I haven't had a fresh donut in a long time, actually.

It's OK, you can be my friend. It would be hard to purhase a doughnut I wouldn't enjoy eating.

Great. I was hoping that would be the case.

Everyone: What is a good cinnamon-based donut?

aderack · Posts: 5018

Rud13 wrote:

well they look like this you decide.

Yes, that's them.

Rud13 · Posts: 3277

Shit..I put THAT in my mouth last week?

dhex · Posts: 2963

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

Rud13 wrote:

Shit..I put THAT in my mouth last week?

MAIS YEAH SHA.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

i wish i could call something i wrote great shit

karniphett · Posts: 23

Ah, donuts. This week is to be donut week! I'll make a photolog of all the donuts I consume each morning and a nice little graph of my weight each day. And maybe a pie chart for the types of donuts I consume..

Gouki · Posts: 212

all monsters wrote:

Would I be right in saying that jam donuts are usually served hot? Is this perhaps an Australian practice? Blueberry Hill?

I've never had a cold jam donut. And, fuck, does the jam burn. No one could go to a local market without bringing a bag of at least six jam donuts back in my family.

ubik · Posts: 44

I'm sorry captured-stuart-little, my dad earlier on today was sexually abusing the dog being taken care of here while her real owners are away on holiday - i did hear him making sicko claims that the dog was too tired to catch your mousey self, but of course he only does it in a sickfuck way that if you were to say to him you knew he was doing that and what he was actually refering to, he'd deny it - those vile invaders have set up our fair Earth to be under that spell for some time now.

In any case, I think you are being a bit short-sighted as to the achievements of Eire, don't assess anything based on what UK TV says! Most of it is lies, damned lies. They'll dub your voice over and then take years to unmask the tapes.

the blueberry hill · Posts: 458

I finished my doughnuts. Last night they tasted terrible, I would have thrown them all out, but theyed look quite pretty. See, they all ended up very dark, because the fryer wasn't cooking them quickly enough inside, so they tasted like that had absorbed too much of the oil. I had to abandon my original plan of solid jam and cream filled 'balls' and make proper doughnuts with holes, to make it easier to cook through. I twisted the dough to make a nice rope effect.

And today -- wooo I havn't been able to stop eating them. Gorgous.

I have taken a photo, but it just looks like a giant NSFW plate of poop.

ubik · Posts: 44

remember to fry the donut-holes too!

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

the blueberry hill wrote:

I have taken a photo, but it just looks like a giant NSFW plate of poop.

And you're letting that stop you from photographing it?

somewhere_else · Posts: 26

ubik wrote:

I'm sorry captured-stuart-little, my dad earlier on today was sexually abusing the dog being taken care of here while her real owners are away on holiday - i did hear him making sicko claims that the dog was too tired to catch your mousey self, but of course he only does it in a sickfuck way that if you were to say to him you knew he was doing that and what he was actually refering to, he'd deny it - those vile invaders have set up our fair Earth to be under that spell for some time now.

In any case, I think you are being a bit short-sighted as to the achievements of Eire, don't assess anything based on what UK TV says! Most of it is lies, damned lies. They'll dub your voice over and then take years to unmask the tapes.

Thank you very much for that. I actually laughed out loud. Please continue to write insane things to noone in particular.

the blueberry hill · Posts: 458

ubik wrote:

remember to fry the donut-holes too!

I ended up makeing the loops out of 'ropes' of dough, so there's no wholes to fry.

But I made some extra holes especially.

ubik · Posts: 44

Tesco in this town where I live sell donut holes in large containers. 'and why not'.

I should explain, 'ratty' is what I call the mousey-avatar guy, so it's not directed at "no-one in particular". He replies, so I reply, and so it goes. The nasty-sounding description I typed out is something that anyone who knows about that whole kinda 'entrance = en trance' type of thing will be all too aware of exactly what I was meaning. Putting it as sanely as possible - many people talk in double-meanings and act displaced. They want to say something, but they can't, so they use a dog to say it to and they kid on, by changing wee bits of what they say, that they are really talking to or about the dog, or whatever they are using as the 'voodoo doll' if it is not a dog.

And you get the Stuart Little reference, right? The movie, with the mouse....

Karoshi · Posts: 968

In high school i ate faschnachts (spelling?) at a german friend's house (haus).
It was faschnacht, a holiday where you eat plain donuts. Now, years laer, I'm realizing that it means "fast night." Wiggy.

Mr Stegosaurus · Posts: 206

ubik wrote:

Putting it as sanely as possible - two ungrammatical sentences about voodoo dogs.

You give me no choice but to take you at your word.