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exodus
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 Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:47 pm Post subject: Talk about our ground-breaking Yakuza review here |
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NightsB
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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| i don't think the don quixote found in yakuza is as majestic as the real deal |
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exodus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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you might be right!
see, it's full of rich commentary.
Also, way to get the connection right away. |
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Mr. Mustache
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't see it. |
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exodus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.insertcredit.com/
top post.
don't forget! these forums are connected to a website on the internet! |
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aderack
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Needs more pylons. |
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Sub
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| He's right; perhaps a makeshift obstacle course? |
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oligophagy
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| how were the industry responses gathered? |
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luvcraft
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| This is Tim's most salient review ever!! It was probably Brandon's influence that kept him on topic so well. |
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exodus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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oligophagy wrote:
how were the industry responses gathered?
from my aim list.
heh. |
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DaleNixon
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| You guys have amazing fashion sense. |
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Legal Step
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| nice stuff. I forget this place has a frontpage sometimes. |
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Mr. Pointy
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Not as good as the Yoshinoya review. |
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klikbeep
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Pointy wrote:
Not as good as the Yoshinoya review.
Damn -- you hit Apple+left arrow on your Mac, and you can see that shit backwards. It really adds an additional layer to the interview at the end. |
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exodus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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For those keeping score: here's what happened after the review.
I put three cones around him, as a small crowd of japanese girls formed. He kept dancing, and I announced KIKEN DESU. HAKUJIN GA DANSU SHITEIRU CHUU DESU. Which is sort of unnecessarily overkill, and pretty grammatically weird, but pleased them mightily. Then we stopped because the person we were waiting for (they were up in the don quijote) came down.
THE END
p.s. for those keeping score what's the score |
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Mr. Business
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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exodus wrote:
KIKEN DESU. HAKUJIN GA DANSU SHITEIRU CHUU DESU.
Oh, well now it all makes sense.
Translation for the ignorant, please. |
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exodus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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basically,
DANGER!
there's a white man all up in the middle of dancing here!
Also, please note that the number of industry responses is growing like a motherfucker. I hope to be done by tomorrow, after I get a Sega quote. |
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ReroRero
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:06 am Post subject: |
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exodus wrote:
basically,
DANGER!
there's a white man all up in the middle of dancing here!
Well, you are right about that. |
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Persona-sama
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:47 am Post subject: |
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| I really like the cross analysis involved with Brandon's clear and structured point of view overlayed onto Tim's reckless but playful opinion. Editted overall with Aderack's clear perspective, this review could possibly be insert credit's greatest work ever made. |
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ReroRero
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| Nah, needs more length. And multiple zoom-in. |
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aderack
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:54 am Post subject: |
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| I enjoyed the footnotes, myself. |
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Monochrome
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At first I kept thinking that the lady was sinking "DONKEY, DONKEY HOTEL".
It took me a good couple of minutes to solve the puzzle.
If I hadn't wondered why the kana on the spinnylightpole seemed to read "DONKEY HOTAY" instead, I probably never would have figuted it out!
Anyway this review has definitely made up my mind about the game. Good work. |
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luvcraft
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| Daddy, what's a Don Quixote in the context of spinny poles in Japan? |
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exodus
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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aderack wrote:
I enjoyed the footnotes, myself.
heyooooo! |
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Rud13
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| Quality of life improved by this review. |
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Mr. Mustache
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| :( |
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Leau
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| The Emperor's new clothes |
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Mr. Apol
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| Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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hey i like bought some hair gel and some batteries from that place.
that shit is in yakuza?
i need to stop playing yakuza before don quixote's glory is ruined forever then. |
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