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TOLLMASTER · Posts: 1977

...you have a dream about Doctor Who. A partially erotic one, at that.

In the dream the Doctor was summoned to this alternate dimension, that looked like a 50s factory corporate mailroom with lots of filing cabinets. Then, the Doctor was told by the ruler of this dimension (who was a sexy witch) that the Doctor had to go on a mission. Namely, to impregnate as many Earth women throughout history with Time Lord genes to restart his race. Or something. So the Doctor goes to the filing cabinets and starts selecting women throughout history in the files. The files show photos of the women in compromising positions, but they are never completely nude; the best you get is a nip-slip. If he completed this mission successfully, he would be granted omniscience.

The girl that follows the Doctor around doesn't object to any of this because the sexy witch turned her into a small dog, like that witch in God Hand. The Doctor didn't really seem to notice a change.

The Doctor, however, is unable to score, because T-rexes, from the future, keep appearing right when he is about to score. He has to flee to a dimension where everything is a 2D sprite on a 3D background, and the main dude from Dragon Warrior 7 is destroying cities (by walking on them; his world map sprite is stepping on the cities).

Then some more stuff happened in some ice caves, and eventually I end up on the highway to nowhere from FF7 in Midgar. There's a rave going there, and I'm looking for this cute brunette, but a blonde raver comes up to me and tells me that if I start making out with her, the brunette will appear. We start going at it, perhaps a little farther than I probably should, and the brunette sees this and gets kind of pissed that it took no more than 30 seconds to start groping another woman, in public on a highway no less. She runs off, but I figure that since my hands are already rubbing the blonde's nipples, I might as well finish up there first before chasing after her.

The Doctor, meanwhile, is now a Space Marine in my old neighborhood, hunting down T-rexes. The T-rexes had gone back in time and screwed up the timeline, so casuality was going crazy and people were dying, then turning into a fetus, and then turning to normal, and stuff like that. Sometimes, everyone would be a robotic version of themselves for a few seconds. The girl-who-is-now-a-dog is now only an AI in some kind of Internet that uses gravity to transmit data across the Universe.

I don't really remember the rest; I was about to have sex with the sexy witch when I think the Doctor turned into a ghost? And there was a Zaku II cockpit in a gym. I got kind of lost at that point.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

Guys i know a guy called Dave who looks exactly like David Tennant

he smokes alort of council brown ;_;

Maztorre · Posts: 1175

There's a UK-made porn series called Doctor Screw if that helps, TOLLMASTER

TOLLMASTER · Posts: 1977

Maztorre wrote:

There's a UK-made porn series called Doctor Screw if that helps, TOLLMASTER

are daleks involved

Maztorre · Posts: 1175

EJACULATE! EJACULATE!

Sync-Swim · Posts: 634

I see this in the living room every morning I step out of my bedroom.

Flackon · Posts: 163

Make a game about this.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

winkerwanker wrote:

Guys i know a guy called Dave who looks exactly like David Tennant

he smokes alort of council brown ;_;

"I'd never thought of it lke that before Dave" :(

Ayumi · Posts: 53

If I had a penny for each time I've dreamt of fucking Tennant I'd be rich right now.

FYI.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

Ayumi would you like to meet my Dave? (no internet come on) (no dykes plz)

stotelheim · Posts: 414

winker your attempt at picking up chicks over the internet is better than ging's attempts

fyi

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

this is good

Mister Toups · Posts: 4943

winkerwanker wrote:

this is good

winker maybe you aren't sub-human after all!

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

shut up wut cunt toups

Wilkes · Posts: 1603

Mister Toups wrote:

winkerwanker wrote:

this is good

winker maybe you aren't sub-human after all!

scotland :(

dhex · Posts: 2963

winker: is council brown hash or like, worse? urban dictionary was unhelpful in this regard.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

yeah it's the cheap stuff also known as soap bar

Dave likes council brown because he likes to smoke 20+ joints a day :(

dhex · Posts: 2963

whoa.

well, when dave passes on we can scrape his lungs and party for a few months.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

man dave can't die all the 'dam hoes must have given him some sort of special properties

Rud13 · Posts: 3277

Thread does not deliver.

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Drem · Posts: 429

I saw this picture today and thought of this thread.

winkerwanker · Posts: 2414

don't you want to hear about dave rud13?