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James
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| Joss Wedon needs to write a 17 page essay on the socioeconomic history of Dragon Quest if I'm ever to take him seriously |
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another god
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zebadayus wrote:
If you can get ahold of Proactive over in Japan, Tim, it works like a charm.
I mean, you'll FEEL the difference as soon as you use it the first time, and you'll see a difference the very next day. A week of this stuff and your skin is freakin' beautiful.
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You know there are cheaper commercial products that do the exact same thing. |
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showka
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| I think I'll look up this "proactive." We're experiencing slightly chilly weather here (at least relative to Texas) and my skin feels like flaky shit. Everything is just so cracked my head feels like a melon, or some other uncomfortable weight on my shoulders. |
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another god
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Napoli
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| I have a problem where I get dry skin on my forehead. I've been doing bikram yoga a couple times a week and for some reason my skin has gotten all better. I guess all the sweating clears up the skin or something. |
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Rud13
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:54 am Post subject: |
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| only on insert credit could a thread about someone wanting a new video game console become about recommended skin care products. |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:42 am Post subject: |
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zebadayus wrote:
If you can get ahold of Proactive over in Japan, Tim, it works like a charm.
I mean, you'll FEEL the difference as soon as you use it the first time, and you'll see a difference the very next day. A week of this stuff and your skin is freakin' beautiful.
I've heard of it before, is it really better than other similar products on the market? |
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Google
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:09 am Post subject: |
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stotelheim wrote:
zebadayus wrote:
If you can get ahold of Proactive over in Japan, Tim, it works like a charm.
I mean, you'll FEEL the difference as soon as you use it the first time, and you'll see a difference the very next day. A week of this stuff and your skin is freakin' beautiful.
I've heard of it before, is it really better than other similar products on the market?
No...
It totally depends on your skin...
If you have bad skin because you're a lazy fuck, and you dont go outside or eat enough fruit, then it might help...
But if you have some sort of Acne issue, it does fuck all! |
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luvcraft
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108 wrote:
Also in need of some skincare product recommendations. I basically want to look like this avatar (an accidental occasion of perfect skin condition) at all times of the day.
I'm a big fan of Acutane. It produced magical, permanent results where all other acne medications failed, and made me obscenely sexy just in time to finish high school (bad timing).
Fortunately, since the results were permanent, I'm still mostly obscenely sexy, just kind of also fat.
It's by prescription only, so you'll probably have to find an American doctor to prescribe it for you. I've heard that when you ask Japanese doctors for prescriptions they tend to just prescribe you mysterious green powders instead and refuse to tell you what they are.
Don't get preggers while you're on it though, Tim, because it makes flipper babies. |
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showka
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luvcraft wrote:
Don't get preggers while you're on it though, Tim, because it makes flipper babies.
I assume this means you can't rub it on your testes either? |
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luvcraft
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showka wrote:
luvcraft wrote:
Don't get preggers while you're on it though, Tim, because it makes flipper babies.
I assume this means you can't rub it on your testes either?
You could, but since it's a pill that wouldn't be nearly as effective. Although it may have dire consequences for any pregnant women you teabag immediately afterwards. |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Well, just start with the basics:
* Don't use soap on your face -- ever.
* Massage a good cleanser into your face before taking a shower.
* Use a facial scrub occasionaly. Once a week if your skin is a bit dry.
* Rub some toner on your face after coming out of the shower.
* Rub in a little high quality lotion with a nice scent after your face dries.
That's your standard skin care routine for the face. It will probably make your face feel fucked up at first.
(Just find a cute girl and get them to help you.) |
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Jeff Garneau
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: pro |
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another god wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2V5EK0azgA
that's so awkward--
they'd have-go in-and-digitally fix-my chin |
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Boo
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James wrote:
Joss Wedon needs to write a 17 page essay on the socioeconomic history of Dragon Quest if I'm ever to take him seriously
It has already been done, but not by Joss Wedon... and... why -17- pages exactly ? Is it your homework ?
Rud13 wrote:
only on insert credit could a thread about someone wanting a new video game console become about recommended skin care products.
Yes. True, I guess. Perhaps, one day, we shall find the true meaning of the word gamer.
Oh and here is your answer to all your acne problems. This means that you probably have a sensitive skin and that most commercial soaps destroy the natural protection on your skin. This causes irritation and acne and so on. An old fashioned soap is much better. It's not because your face is all oily or dirty. It's actually the opposite. Your face is too clean. |
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108
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no, see, i'm not having an acne problem -- i'm just wanting my face to be perfect every day instead of once or twice a week.
weirdly though, just yesterday a huge, extremely painful pimple appeared near my chin. god damn it hurts. it's my first pimple in like a year. and only like my tenth pimple ever.
so i didn't shave yesterday or today. i look like a complete asshole now. |
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Faithless
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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108 wrote:
Huge, extremely painful pimple
+ didn't shave yesterday or today.
+ i look like a complete asshole now.
= New Avatar. |
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108
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Faithless wrote:
108 wrote:
Huge, extremely painful pimple
+ didn't shave yesterday or today.
+ i look like a complete asshole now.
= New Avatar.
I also didn't wash my hair this morning because I wasn't motivated to even try when I already looked pretty terrible. I'm wearing an old ratty flannel shirt and my new $100 belt
promised to last "as long as you can fuckin' reach your zipper by yourself dude"
and the result has been perplexing. this exceedingly tough girl in the neighboring section, who i think fancies cutting a steak out of my backside, greeted me in the doorway with an "うほッ" and a weird little widening of the eyes
i don't think she noticed the pimple |
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Maztorre
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guys its time to combine perfect skin and PS3 froth:
Dante now wears hell of exciting leather chaps
He's also manned the fuck up
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James
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:02 am Post subject: |
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DMC4 more like DMC3 with gimmicky "gravity gun" equivalent, am I right
It's like a bishie Silver the Hedgehog gone human with a sword :( |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| Guys, I use the Neutrogena series of facial whateverthefucks on my face. And I like the results, but if anyone has some recommendations for a series that's even better, I'd be glad to hear it! |
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Maztorre
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James wrote:
DMC4 more like DMC3 with gimmicky "gravity gun" equivalent, am I right
It's like a bishie Silver the Hedgehog gone human with a sword :(
no you are wrong |
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James
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:39 am Post subject: |
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James wrote:
DMC4 more like DMC3 with gimmicky "gravity gun" equivalent, am I right
It's like a bishie Silver the Hedgehog gone human with a sword :(
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