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FortNinety
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 Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:03 am Post subject: That's Me... As The Furry Obsessed With Bigfoot |
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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/videos/11
I'm buddies with the folks behind the Weekly World News, so I guess it was only a matter of time I became involved in things.
One day my friend Mike who runs the website asked what folks online find funny, and I said furries. So then he wondered if that could be mixed with a WWN staple of theirs, that being Bigfoot, so I suggested the idea of a furry obsessed with Bigfoot, with the notion that he was the very first one (which I sorta already did in an Axe thread that I believe is now gone).
In the end, most of my ideas got lost on the cutting room floor, but whatever... besides, I was just the actor and not the director, so I aint't too upset or anything. |
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TOLLMASTER
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Best thing ever?
Only you could take a tragic human condition and turn it into something funny without making me feel dead inside (something James' furry threads tend to do). Thanks man. |
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FortNinety
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Thanks Toll. I don't know if the video will be an olive branch to those furries who hate me so, or if it'll give them more fuel for their fiery rage. |
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Legal Step
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| furry rage is the worst kind, and Fort that's very cool...i like how you're trying to heal the furry rift... |
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James
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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TOLLMASTER wrote:
Best thing ever?
Only you could take a tragic human condition and turn it into something funny without making me feel dead inside (something James' furry threads tend to do). Thanks man.
And yet, your fishing-for-pity abortions just make me feel more alive ;-)
Also: Someone With Weird Kinks != Tragic Human Condition. I'm pretty sure you'd take a Gundam up the poop-chute any day of the week! |
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TOLLMASTER
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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James wrote:
TOLLMASTER wrote:
Best thing ever?
Only you could take a tragic human condition and turn it into something funny without making me feel dead inside (something James' furry threads tend to do). Thanks man.
And yet, your fishing-for-pity abortions just make me feel more alive ;-)
Also: Someone With Weird Kinks != Tragic Human Condition. I'm pretty sure you'd take a Gundam up the poop-chute any day of the week!
No man. Clearly you have not looked at the original designs, because there is NO poop chute in a Gundam. The closest thing to that would have to be the ports that open up for those god-awful G-armor transformations with the core fighter, which you could even argue have been retconned out of canon by this point. I find your suggestion that a giant robot in the Universal Century would have a "poop chute" to be ridiculous.
The closest thing I can think of to that would be ZoE's crotch-cockpits, which Kojima apparently insisted on adding. I'm starting to think the man might have the world's first case of a serious male crotch fetish without being gay (you know he's not gay because his game MGS2 was essentially a fanfic and in there he had an incestual boy-on-too young girl relationship).
Also your post would have been better if you had said trolling for pity, instead of fishing. If you edited it, I wouldn't tell anyone it wasn't originally there (probably)! |
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Scratchmonkey
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| TOLL, I'm fairly sure he's saying that you would wedge a (presumably scale model) Gundam up your poop chute. |
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LegatoB
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| FortNintendo you need to make your avatar a picture of you in the, uh, fursuit in the same pose as your one-sided-lust-object. Now plz. |
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dmauro
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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LegatoB wrote:
FortNintendo you need to make your avatar a picture of you in the, uh, fursuit in the same pose as your one-sided-lust-object. Now plz.
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TOLLMASTER
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Scratchmonkey wrote:
TOLL, I'm fairly sure he's saying that you would wedge a (presumably scale model) Gundam up your poop chute.
What scale? And would it be high grade or not?
This is important to know. |
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B coma
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| this is a pretty landmark moment fort. I think it's all downhill from here. |
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Toto
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:39 am Post subject: |
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TOLLMASTER wrote:
Scratchmonkey wrote:
TOLL, I'm fairly sure he's saying that you would wedge a (presumably scale model) Gundam up your poop chute.
What scale? And would it be high grade or not?
This is important to know.
It would probably be a master grade for MAX DAMAGE |
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