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winkerwanker
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 Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:15 am Post subject: Guys the woman downstairs is doing scales again |
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DaleNixon
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:51 am Post subject: |
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| winker what does it mean to "do scales"? |
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James
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:52 am Post subject: |
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| hi winker |
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Legal Step
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| crank some of your china music to drown her out! |
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Captain EO
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Concert Ab scale for lyfe yo |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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Guys my downstairs neighbour is a professional opera singer isn't that neat
also there was some nice piano tonight as well |
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sure she would love some merzbow, or maybe you singing in the shower |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Sing Merzbow in the shower! |
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Wilkes
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| the threads where winker falls in love are the best threads |
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Ging
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| I imagine being with an opera singer, especially an older woman to be near the peak of refined sensual experiences. The slow carressing between two bodies under warm candlelight, wine glasses cast aside, her velvety voice in your ear... |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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Guys, all my work-friends met my current crush/love/swoon the other day -- this is the badass smoker girl -- and everyone says she is super awesome. Possibly because someone said, "I'll give someone $1 to punch this guy!", and she ran up to him and slugged him on the face... while wearing a ring. Then she collected her $1.
(So hot.)
Perhaps this one will actually work out as a longer term relationship (meaning greater than 2 weeks)? That would be nice. |
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extralife
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| winker you are in love confirm/deny |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:28 am Post subject: |
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Deny.
You don't have to be in love to listen through a wall extralife. |
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zebadayus
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:52 am Post subject: |
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winkerwanker wrote:
You don't have to be in love to listen through a wall
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:53 am Post subject: |
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German proverb:
zebadayus wrote:
winkerwanker wrote:
You don't have to be in love to listen through a wall
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:03 am Post subject: |
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| Guys listening makes me feel all cultured and what not ^%(^;; |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Winker, you have no culture and you know it, because you play videogames. |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:05 am Post subject: |
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| No i don't thatbox. |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| Winker, then how do you know about Outrun and GTA and Killer7? |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:15 am Post subject: |
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| What? |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| Winker, you are trying to play yourself off as cool by pretending to not play videogames with yourself and just listen to scales. |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:18 am Post subject: |
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| I also read and play squash! |
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Toto
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:18 am Post subject: |
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HSB the banter you and winker have is not witty he keeps on ripping you.
maybe you should sit this one out champ
we all have our off days |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Toto...
Select your favorite response:
* I blame winker.
* I'm going to punch you in the nuts.
* I'm too busy waiting for a call from badass-smoker-girl.
* I'm busy trying to decide where to get takeout from for Thanksgiving.
* I'm going to kick you in the nuts. |
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Toto
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:23 am Post subject: |
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All are pseudo Tim responses :( About his real life and how cool he is about eating different things and banging different bitches.
HSB nothings working :( |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Those are not pseudo-tim responses, those are my responses. ;_;
Also badass smoker girl is not a bitch, she is cool and awesome with a true punk rock soul (and not "punk rock" in the tim way, because it doesn't actually involve punk rock music) that you wouldn't understand. ;_; |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:25 am Post subject: |
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| Sup Pseudo-Tim. |
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Rud13
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| Guys that is a poor imitation of tim. |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| You would know all about imitating tim i suppose rud13. |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| I am not imitating tim, okay. HSB is a unique and special snowflake. Plus, I have better taste in women, among other things. |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| I dunno maz said that tims woman had 'HUGZ JUGZ' (exact quote) |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| Precisely. |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| So she has small breasts, then? |
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Psiga
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:14 am Post subject: |
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stotelheim wrote:
So she has small breasts, then?
I think it means that she does have huge jugz but is not actually his girlfriend. |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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| actually she was supposed to have hugs for jugs, which is an entirely different ballgame alltogether |
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zebadayus
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| My real life is way better than all you's guys's real lifes. |
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finnagain
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: |
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zebadayus wrote:
My real life is way better than all you's guys's real lifes.
But you don't live above an opera singer and as far as I know you cannot play piano. That's the criterion for a good life, from here on out. |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| hey guys! |
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Mister Toups
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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I talked with tim's (alleged) girlfriend over an xbox live headset guys isn't that neat.
Her squeaky japanese voice was so sexy that I went from flaccid to COVERED IN MY OWN SEMEN in .3 seconds! |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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mr toups we should do hella gears of war co-op sometime soon, that would be rad
and could you hear her HUGZ JUGZ moving around as you spoke to her? |
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Mister Toups
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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stotelheim wrote:
mr toups we should do hella gears of war co-op sometime soon, that would be rad
and could you hear her HUGZ JUGZ moving around as you spoke to her?
Yes her HUGZ JUGZ were making hella noise. |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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| so did they sound like two helium balloons rubbing against eachother or what |
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Faithless
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Scales are nothing.
The woman who lives next door to me flushes the toilet on a loop. For 14 hours at a time. She's totally nuts.
But she is not hot. She is old, and is always afraid. |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Also guys i never said my neighbour was hot. |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| no but you implied it as you are a scalie |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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| guys lizards can't be opera singers |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| no but she is also a scalie as she was doing scales hah hah get it ): |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| no :( |
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Maztorre
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| guys i invented the term "scalie" isn't that neat |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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shut up
the only thing you invented was being gay |
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