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stotelheim
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| so did they sound like two helium balloons rubbing against eachother or what |
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Faithless
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Scales are nothing.
The woman who lives next door to me flushes the toilet on a loop. For 14 hours at a time. She's totally nuts.
But she is not hot. She is old, and is always afraid. |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Also guys i never said my neighbour was hot. |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| no but you implied it as you are a scalie |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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| guys lizards can't be opera singers |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| no but she is also a scalie as she was doing scales hah hah get it ): |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| no :( |
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Maztorre
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| guys i invented the term "scalie" isn't that neat |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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shut up
the only thing you invented was being gay |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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guys i am calling the term feathery i invented it so you must all pay me money when you use it or make money from it
fyi it means a person who likes things that has feathers in a pretty sexual way and would like to have fucky sex with those things |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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| guys that bird girl from wind waker was pretty hot rite i mean we all felt that way didn't we |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| winker come the fuck on she had a beak and would probably lay an egg on your willie if you tried anything |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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stotelheim wrote:
blah blah blah
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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that is your way of admitting that you feel guilty about wanting to bone a girl who is more closely related to a stegosaurus than she is to you
EDIT: she would also rather bone the stegosaurus than she would bone you
DOUBLE EDIT: possibly also a brontosaurus |
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Mister Toups
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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I would've hit it.
I mean if an egg can fit up there... |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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| toups you know where it's at yo |
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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 :oh brontosaurus-san plz stick it in me quick before i lay an egg or possibly regurgitate food or eat an earthworm |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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| post more pix for toups plz |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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winkerwanker wrote:
post more pix for toups plz
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stotelheim
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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How do you say yiff in bird? Squawk? Whatever the phrase, I'm sure it'd be appropriate in this context.
And this context is toups and winker talking about how they would like to stick it in a glorified parrot. |
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Hot Stott Bot
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Psiga wrote:
stotelheim wrote:
So she has small breasts, then?
I think it means that she does have huge jugz but is not actually his girlfriend.
No, no, no...
I meant that nice proportions are nice, not huge or small, you know? |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Mister Toups wrote:
stotelheim wrote:
mr toups we should do hella gears of war co-op sometime soon, that would be rad
and could you hear her HUGZ JUGZ moving around as you spoke to her?
Yes her HUGZ JUGZ were making hella noise.
no toups play co-op with me
it's hard to sleep sometimes, as, even when immobile, the jugz make a sound like a ceiling fan on maximum speed an arm's length away |
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winkerwanker
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| bump for singing |
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